(These One-Liners have been carefully selected from a list.)
- Plan ahead: It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
- Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
- Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
- Dry-mouth cannot tolerate water.
- Anyone who angers you controls you.
- Worry is a darkroom in which negatives can develop.
- Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period.
- Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
- A lots of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
- When praying, don’t give God instructions—just report for duty.
- Some people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
- The church should be prayer-conditioned.
- When God ordains, God sustains.
