Substantial One-Liners

(These One-Liners have been carefully selected from a list.)

  1. Plan ahead: It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
  2. Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
  3. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
  4. Dry-mouth cannot tolerate water.
  5. Anyone who angers you controls you.
  6. Worry is a darkroom in which negatives can develop.
  7. Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period.
  8. Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
  9. A lots of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
  10. When praying, don’t give God instructions—just report for duty.
  11. Some people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
  12. The church should be prayer-conditioned.
  13. When God ordains, God sustains.